I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"