it wasn't lemon gatorade
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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