he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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