I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
it was like eating out sand paper
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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