Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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