if i died would you start the facebook group?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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