This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
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