guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
try to milk me bitch
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