you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
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WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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