Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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