And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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