I hate your face
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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