1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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