There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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