my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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