White coat. Heels.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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