4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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