closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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