5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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