I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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