theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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