i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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