kristin has been a bad kristin
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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