I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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