I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
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Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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