is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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