Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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