Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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