Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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