I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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