Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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