Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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