we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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