How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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