Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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