my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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