the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I could fuck to npr.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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