I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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