I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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