So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
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I am midnight drunk by noon
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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