You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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