I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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