I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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