FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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