Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Randomize
