your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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