if i can run in heels then i can drive
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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