Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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