You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize