is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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