So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i think i have two assholes
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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