This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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