so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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